Ask Bubbi Advice Column - Monday May 11th 2009

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by Ask Bubbi
on Monday, May 11, 2009

Dear Bubbi,

I'm new in town and having a hard time meeting guys. I don't like hanging out at bars so that's not an option. Any suggestions?

~Lonely Girl

Dear Lonely Girl,

You want to make a shidech (match) in less time then it takes you to peel a banana? Go sign up for an auto mechanics class at your local college. Listen to me my little maideleh (girl)...You go where the men are. Not only will you find a boyfriend, you'll never have to pay to fix your car again!

Dear Bubbi,

I'm a 24 year old male who has been dating this wonderful girl for 4 months but nothing is ever good enough for her. I don't make enough money, drive a nice enough car or have friends that she approves of. How can I get her to lighten up?

~In Love But Miserable

Dear In Love But Miserable,

A wonderful girl?? She gives me heartburn just from your description. Does this woman actually verbalize these thoughts to you or is this what you are imagining she's thinking? If she has actually told you these things and you still go back for more than the problem is with YOU not her. I know a dozen girls who would give their pipek (bellybutton) for a chance to meet a mentsh (nice person) who actually has a job and a car. My advice....Go call your Mother and let her remind you what a good catch you are!

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Ever known a Jewish Grandmother? (Bubbi). They're born matchmakers and problem solvers, capable of fixing any issue with a bowl of matza ball soup and some humorous, no nonsense advice.

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Jan Belleme - Monday, May 11, 2009 @ 1:23:50 pm

Dear Bubbi,

Love your great advice and sense of humor. Everyone should be lucky enough to have a grandmother like you, but since we don't, this is the next best thing. Thank you! - Jan

John Belleme - Monday, May 11, 2009 @ 2:36:48 pm

Dear Bubbi,

When Lonely Girl completes her automotive training, please send her my way. I desperately need help over here. We have a car in the garage every other week! ~ Mr. Badwrench

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